Description: I went out for a curry last night with the girls and have the worst farts today!!! they are those silent yet super gross kind of farts! i'm so glad that you didn't cancel on our date today as i've been so excited to see you again and i'm pleasantly surprised that you don't mind the fact that i've got these really stinky farts!! i cant stop giggling as i waft my smelly farts in your face! its almost like you're getting off at how bad they smell!!
