Case No. 8476358

Description: Case #8476358 - April 25th, 9:32 PM. Suspect is a dark-haired woman. She identifies herself as Tia Cyrus. Employees alert the Loss Prevention Officer on duty of suspicious behavior in the candy section of the store. The suspect is detained and the stolen edible underwear is found on her body. The suspect refuses to serve jail time or face arrest, and to avoid law enforcement involvement, she strikes a deal with the Officer on store premises. The rest of this case is classified.